Real Job

Got home from work it was half-past midnight…
Every light in the house was on
I could hear old Bocephus blastin'
It smelled just like a honky tonk

    He's got a rusty old truck, some new cowboy boots
    Ain't no doubt he's got rock star looks
    Not a lick of ambition
    No money for tuition
    Thinkin' this boy's on a permanent vacation
    He's been sleepin' all day 
    And partying all night
    Said the girls all tell him ' bad boys rock'
    Watchin' Pray TV, had an epiphany...said.
    God don't want me to have a real job

   Said, 'Dad, I won't work at the 7-11'
   You've gotta just trust me and see
   Everything's comin' straight from heaven
   'Cuz there's a special plan a-waitin' for me

     Repeat Chorus:

     Well, I asked god if he'd send him a message
     Think he needs a wake up call
     Please make him go right back to work or school 'cuz
     I can't have him hangin'  at the mall

     Repeat Chorus;

     Tag:
     Watchin' Pray TV,  had an epiphany, yeah..God don't want me to have a real job.