The woman that I love she ain't no millionaire
She got mice in her kitchen and knots in her hair
Her bathroom’s green and filled with frogs
It's muesli for breakfast and the hair of the dog
Her thought dreams are all at sea
But she can't get enough of me
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The woman that I love she wears the same old socks
She snores in her sleep on a bed of rocks
She got tear drop earrings, wears fancy buckles
I wanna chew her fingers right down to the knuckles
But she’s foot loose and fancy free
And says, she can't get enough of me
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Now I took my tablets and been around the block
But I turn into a pumpkin at twelve O'clock
But she catches me every time I fall
From her love I could want nothing more
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The woman that I love couldn't love her any less
She's flat feet and bandy and she's penniless
With her open topped saddles and charity dress
She presses all my buttons, knows what I like best
Swinging in a hammock from a sycamore tree
Says, she can't get enough of me 
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The woman that I love downs a pint, in one
She's on her second while I've barely, just begun
She’s got a parrot that shrieks and a stool that squeaks
And a gravely voice every time she speaks
But she’ll always cook my tea
And she can't get enough of me
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Don't know what I like about her but here goes…
She got the brightest eyes and the cutest nose
She never listens, she's got her headphones on
And that’s probably why we get along
But she cooks great and she can sew
And can't get enough of me, you know 
Yes she’ll always cook my meal
And she can't get enough of me     

Now I took my tablets and been around the block
But I turn into a pumpkin at twelve O'clock
But she catches me every time I fall
From her love I could want nothing more