Let’s rise and shine this morning 
We can crow like roosters 
Sit in booster seats
I’ll feed you when it’s time to eat
You spark a feeling I am dealing with a different kind of girl
I can see straight through your curls

I’ll see you in the funny papers
Or back in Sunday school to praise you
I’ll see you when you’re least expecting me

Let’s raise the stakes this evening
We can hit the jackpot
Sit in disbelief
I’m not talkin’ ‘bout fruit machines

I want to watch you 
As I spin my clock 
Right before your eyes
You won’t know you’ve been hypnotized

I’ll see you in the funny papers 
Or maybe on a plane to Vegas
You'll see me when you’re least expecting me

You don’t look glad to see me
I’ve been misbehaving
But I’m just saving time
I won’t have to cost you a dime

I’ll see you in the funny papers 
Or maybe on your way to LA 
I’ll see you when you’re least expecting me

I’ll see you when you have a baby
Maybe when you have a headache
I’ll see you when you’re least expecting me