You're moving in slow motion, dear
You saw me fall last night right here
Maybe you help me retrace
Remember the things I've said and done
Wait, is it already Sunday?
It feels like I did this yesterday, oh
The weekend days bleed together when there's something to do
It's hard to leave the party when you can't stand up or find your shoes

Hey, who are you and where'd you put my keys?
Hey, what did we do and who do you think we called?
Believe us friends, it happened again, it's the hooch

We speak in such intricacies
No one else seems to hear or see
How did this happen again?
I promised myself last week I'd stop
Friday was awful to me
I can't say no to a good time though
The weekend days bleed together when there's something to do
It's hard to leave the party when you can't stand up or find your shoes

Hey, who are you and where'd you put my keys?
Hey, what'd we do and who do you think we called?
Believe us friends, it happened again, it's the hooch
It's another blackout weekend

I wish I could remember
But in instances like this I guess it's better to forget

Hey, who are you and where'd you put my keys?
Hey, what'd we do and who do you think we called?
Believe us friends, it happened again, it's the hooch
It's another blackout weekend