Why rake the leaves and lawn grass clippings? Let's hire the professional landscape company and have them send a lawn crew over to the house to blow them into the street with their big, industrial grade blower machines that make a lot of noise! Two-stroke engines blast air and blast ear drums! Loud. Tools, Lawn tools
Foot tall grass and it's got to get mowed. Hey! What happened to the automatic start machine? You mean I have to pull this chord? Two times?! No way. Call the landscape company and have them send a work crew over to the house. This is a man's job, not a chore for a woman gardener! Well, here goes! Tools, Lawn tools
Foot tall grass and it's got to get mowed. Hey! We are out of gas! Gotta fill up the tank. Where is the funnel? I hate that stinky smell. Me do it? No way. Call the landscape company and have them send a work crew over to the house. This is a man's job, not a chore for a woman gardener! Seriously! Tools, Lawn tools
What happened to the funnel? Wow. I have to unscrew the cap from my red gasoline can and pour this fuel into my old lawn mower. Splish, splash, the grass is takin' a bath in spilled gasoline and the fumes stink. Please call in a professional landscape crew or yard maintenance worker! Ahh, summertime, Tools, Lawn tools
13 seconds of cranking up that noisy weed eater, get it going and get busy for the wife starts screaming at you. It's 7 a.m. Saturday, the neighbors will love this! Tools, Lawn tools
26 seconds of loud, rambunctuous weed eater running 7 a.m. Saturday. The neighbors will love this one! Summer sounds, lawn trimming, sprucing up the yard or garden. Tools, Lawn tools
