A latin-funk groove, with intelligent double entendre lyrics. Lyrics are spoken a la Issaac Hayes in Shaft. Especially good for potitcal satire.
Funky horns enter toward the end. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comic Song
A latin-funk groove, with intelligent double entendre lyrics. This version only has the backing vocals & band. Especially good for potitcal satire.
Funky horns enter toward the end. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comic Song
from the album "Songs for the Aged", this is the story of someone who couldn't find something. It happens to all of us. (where did I put my keys?) Told with some really exotic music in the background. Male Rap, Comedy, Comic Song
There probably aren't too many songs written about Head Lice, but here's one that encapsulates the whole horrid experience in a comical way. A parent gets the call from school, has to pick up the child and go through grueling treatment to rid their precious child of the pernicious pest. Frightful! Female Vocals, Comedy, Novelty Songs
Zappa like shuffle that will surprise you with many funny twists. With myself as the singing DJ type ring announcer saying things that one would like to say on stage but never really does. All in good fun. Basically making fun of yourself. Yet this tune really swings. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Jazz
Light-hearted jazz song about a man drinking to forget. Features a male vocal with New Orleans style clarinet and bar room piano. 1930' 1940's style music for radio playing, comedy show, TV programme. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Jazz
from the album "Songs For The Aged" - this is inspired by the age problem of the mind not in sync with the body. Funny song with a polka type" tuba. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comic Song
A rap song about the tension between a man's love for money and his wife. Male vocal with female back-up and fun rhythmic beat. This rap is based on the Nursery Rhyme "I Love Sixpence." Male Rap & Vocals, Comedy, Comic Song
This is not a SQUARE DANCE. It's a song ABOUT square dance. Taking the ukulele into totally new places, this is about an Australian square dance in the 1970's, but will translate to American too. Film and TV documentaries and history definitely. Advertising? Be creative!! Male Vocals, Comedy, Novelty Songs
Cockney monologue over a relaxed inebriated backing featuring acoustic guitar and trombonishness. Very suitable for rounding the night off after a night of heavy indulgence. Nice and easy does it as the dawn approaches and sleep beckons. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Pop
"The Ballad of Paris Hilton" is a song parody inspired by the recent antics of the Hilton family socialite and heiress-apparent to the family's hotel chain and real estate dynasty. Our arrangement features a male vocal performance backed by acoustic piano, acoustic bass, and drums. Male Vocals, Comedy, Parody Music
A UKULELE REGGAE. Caribbean party music for colourful beach scenes or advertising Rum or clothing or any paraphernalia associated with beach side, pirates, palm trees, tropical fruit drinks, Caribbean Airlines. A "singable" song that lends itself to repeat adverts. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Reggae & Ska
A cool comedy Jazz track in the style of the big swing bands from the 30's and 40's all about food! If you need to convey food, eating, or a meal in your visual productions then this is the right track for you! Male Vocals, Comedy, Novelty Songs
In this fast and frenzied Christmas song, nervous moms and dads express their growing concerns about the perils of celebrating the holiday season. Features a tense and stressed, paranoid ensemble cast performance over a frantic, chaotic backdrop of distorted guitars, electric bass and driving drums. Mixed Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Music
Hilarious, fun, and slightly stupid this cute ragtime track is old-timey fun. The vocal melody sings comically over a bed of banjos, tack piano, bass and drums. This is great music for commercials, comedies, 1920-30’s period pieces, and any media in need of an absurd cue. Vocal Pads, Comedy, Comedy Banjo
This wacky and comedic Christmas song is a mildly racy portrait of a would-be office lothario who gets his comeuppance at the company holiday party. Features a fun and zany ensemble cast performance over a perky and quirky, goofy and groovy rhythm track. With sax, keys, guitar, bass, drums and SFX. Mixed Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Music
Hey hello! is a great dance/edm track. Originally it was written for a normal vocal line. But in the recording rehearsal vocalist Issi Borgers repeated the words hey hello in all kind of different ways. We thought is was so funny and cool at the same time we made the complete track around this. Female Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Electronic
With a classic rocking style, the laments of old age are sounded out in a humorous fashion. Bluesy guitar progressions and satirical lyrics support fun lyrics about aging, including the lack of prowess with the women. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Rock
Sci-Fi epic based on the classic movie The Day The Earth Stood Still. Contest finalist sponsored by the Mars Society. The perfect song for a sci-fi nightclub. Female vocals accompany background music and disco beats. Ideal for soundtracks and other media. Female Vocals, Comedy, Novelty Songs
A breezy retro pop bossa nova Christmas song. All about the magical season within a season, the week between Christmas and New Years. The taint of the holidays. Bouncy latin rhythms. Chuckles along the way. Playful harmonies. Unsettlingly cheerful. Mixed Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Pop
High priced whore, Country style! But nice girl too! Margo's story classic country, but with guts, she takes this dummy who is telling the story for all he's worth... Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Country
A kooky, funny, zany track with light vocals (entering at 1:14) singing only the words "dumb". Sounds like circus, nickelodeon, amusement park, merry-go-round music. Great for tons of parody or comedy scenes where the characters have less than stellar IQs. Also great for SNL sketch, indie, & PSAs. Male Vocals, Comedy, Novelty Songs
With fun, humorous lyrics set to the tune of Amazing Grace, this song is a vent about the trials and tribulations of teaching sarcastic adolescent boys. Its anthemic yet lighthearted rant would enhance a comedic film about teaching or education. Female Vocals, Comedy, Novelty Songs
An entertaining song with advice for men: what to say to those ridiculous questions from your loved one like "Does this dress make me look fat?" This song would fit in well with a quirky romantic comedy or parody. Female Vocals, Comedy, Novelty Songs
Jackie Gleason sings about bowling in a hip-hop song. Let's eat, drink, be merry, the public be damned! Who cares what others think of me or how I dress or look? I'm not trying to impress them, and I'm damn proud of it, too. Bring on the chewin' tobacco! Watch this delivery, here comes a strike! Male Vocals, Comedy, Comic Song
Fun raw quirky jumble with male vocal and loose whistling. Accompanied by strings and piccolo in a very natural yet unique shape. For when you need something light hearted with an organic feel that leaves the listener in an uplifte mood. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Pop
This 15 second gem is amazing if you're looking for a short rocking alternative orchestral piece with vocals. This tune is perfect for transitions, intros, outros, segues, commercials, cartoons, comedy or any film or piece of media in need of some Chris Cornell sounding vocals. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Rock
A finger clicking, toe tapping lively piece perfect for adverts associated with food, DIY, computing & anything child related. Could also be used as comedy theme music. Instruments include: organ, finger clicks and light percussion. Female Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Jazz
The IRS, under our U. S. Constitution, cannot legally require information on 1040 returns from individuals. That is why the IRS continually refers to the income tax as "voluntary". There is no statute that makes a person liable or responsible to pay the income tax either... Do some research... Male Vocals, Comedy, Comic Song
