Real Cool Ride        Chuck Hughes     ASCAP

It happen one morning I was driving down the street
I saw a pretty baby and I thought she looked so sweet
I whistled out my window and and I hoped that she could hear 
But I hit the car in front of me right in the rear
She said big daddy don't you give me no jive
If you want me for your baby then you better learn to drive
I said baby baby we could have a cool thing
But as she walked away I could hear her sing

Ooh big daddy if you wanna go far
You're gonna need to drive me in a real cool car
It better be fast and it better have fins
And it better be cooler than all of my friends'

Just then I looked up at the car in front of me
And I couldn't believe what my eyes did see
Out jumped a little green man turnin' red
And he pointed his ray gun right at my head
I said just a minute buddy didn't you see
The way gone chick who was walkin' next to me
He said of course I saw the chick and I thought that she was hip
But I'm gonna be late for a trip in my ship
I said jump in buddy now my heap's runnin' fine
It ain't too pretty but it moves off the line
I'll get you to your spaceship but a once we get there
Could you do me little favor once we get up in the air

I said at once we took off and we flew back to town
Baby baby baby got the fastest ride around
My ship's real shiny and it's got big fins
and you can hop right in with a few of your friends she said

Oh big daddy I want to go far
But I think I'm in love with a man from Mars
He only says beep and he's got green skin
But he's got a cool ride for me and my friends
Oh big daddy I want to go far but I think I'm in love with a man from Mars
He only says beep and he's got green skin but he's got a cool ride for me and my friends
Oh big daddy, she wants to go far
My baby's in love with the man from Mars
He only says beep and he's got green skin but he's got a cool ride for my baby and her friends