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CHILD-CHRIS-TELLS A JOKE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Child tells a joke, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
61099 0:17 USD $4.10  


TWO BEERS, BARTENDER. I'LL TAKE TWO BEER, TOO. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
23946 0:03 USD $1.25  


THE SEVERE BEATING OF A HIGH SCHOOL JANITOR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
10743 0:34 USD $5.55  


GEORGE CARLIN - LET ME ASK ONE QUESTION ON THE MEN - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3539 0:07 USD $2.10  


DO I SMELL A NEWBIE?... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25655 0:07 USD $2.10  


MALE: JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL, BOTH WITH A - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
10733 0:10 USD $2.30  


DATING A GHOST JOKE - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Ghost joke in club, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
206072 0:21 USD $4.10  


A FOLLOWED DANNY TO HIS HOUSE.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
18762 0:29 USD $5.15  


I LOVE YOU SONG ...THIS REALLY PISSES.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3972 0:12 USD $2.90  


THE LONESOME KID - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11606 0:43 USD $5.55  


MACARENA EATS LEAD - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11769 0:22 USD $4.10  


I'M SO PISSED AT YOU I COULD... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3534 0:05 USD $1.60  


YOUNG MAN... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
29617 0:08 USD $2.40  


... BUCK MELANOMA ... I'M UNCLE WART ... MELANOMA - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
15827 0:16 USD $3.10  


MALE: YOU'VE GOT THE BRAIN OF A FOUR YEAR OLD BOY - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
7342 0:03 USD $1.25  


MAN-EATING COW - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11868 0:04 USD $1.30  


I THINK YOU BETTER COME AND HAVE LOOK AT THIS 1 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box Come check this out. There might be a problem and I want you to give me your opinion. Uh-oh I don't think you are going to like this... Deep english accent voice. Slight northern accent. Computer or phone text messaging alert. Novelty ringtone. Close proximity high level recording, no ambiance. Talking, British / Male
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track (vox pop 1) - Talking, British / Male
470669 0:02 USD $2.30  
Full Track A (low down) - Comedy,
470670 0:03 USD $2.30  
Full Track B (vox pop 2) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
470671 0:02 USD $2.30  


YOU GET BEER... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
20118 0:14 USD $3.10  


BLACK CAT JOKE - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Bad black cat joke, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
206073 0:12 USD $2.90  


GENTLEMAN, I WANNA WELCOME YOU.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
16829 1:55 USD $16.60  


JULY IS NATIONAL BAKE BEAN MONTH....FARTING SOUNDS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5816 0:34 USD $7.25  


FEMALE: THE NUMBER YOU HAVE REACHED, 9 1 1, HAS B - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
7374 0:08 USD $2.40  


... THIS IS WHAT'S KNOW IN THE TRADE AS PUTTING TH - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11196 0:49 USD $8.30  


DON'T GO MENTAL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
22633 0:01 USD $1.50  


MALE: ... BELCH THE ALPHABET, THEN PHD.S WOULD BE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
6735 0:05 USD $1.60  


SKIT: TERMINATOR'S BACK, THIS TIME HE'S GAY - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8015 0:20 USD $4.10  


AHH! WAS I DRINKING LAST NIGHT. (CANNED LAUGHTER) - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8512 0:08 USD $2.40  


I'M JUST NOT HAPPY....LIFE SUCKS... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8188 0:16 USD $3.10  


DONALD VOICE - OH MY GOD...SHUT THE F__UP... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3970 0:05 USD $1.60  


MISS RIGHT, OR AT LEAST MISS RIGHT NOW - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
12105 0:03 USD $1.25  


WELL RING ALREADY - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters So answer it, you dumb human! Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
338417 0:30 USD $3.75  


BAD BOYS SONG WITH DOOR BELL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5782 0:06 USD $1.85  


MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
26249 0:14 USD $3.10  


MR. PRESIDENT, HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED WIFE SWAPP - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
24320 0:20 USD $4.10  


AND NOW WITH THE LATEST IN WEATHER, HERE'S AL SWEE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
16853 1:09 USD $13.50  


WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
16830 0:51 USD $6.35  


CLINTON SPEECH WITH SEVERAL PEOPLE INSULTING - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
2852 1:38 USD $16.60  


HEAVY BREATHING PHONE CALL - (by Pete Bax)
Pete Bax Heavy Breathing Phone Call mobile telephone sex sexy, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
332192 1:02 USD $7.00  


HI, YOU HAVE REACHED ALZHEIMER'S ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5447 0:30 USD $5.15  


MONTY PYTHON LONG GOODBYE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11599 0:07 USD $2.10  


BUGS BUNNY SINGING AND BEING SLAPPED - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3730 0:07 USD $2.20  


DRACULA VOICE - HELLO CHILDREN....MY CAREFREE... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5526 0:07 USD $2.10  


YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM BUT I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8408 0:25 USD $5.15  


WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY? - (by Brenda Elthon)
Brenda Elthon Hillbilly gal in jeans and braids asks "What are you doin tuh-day?" in flat, Tennesse comedy accent. Regional humor made famous by the Beverly Hillbillies and Green Acres. Remember those funny tv sitcoms? A classic Americana form of good natured humor that never goes out of style. Come on, laugh, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
534669 0:03 USD $1.50  


IT'S WEDNESDAY...AMATEUR HAMMONDORGAN NIGHT... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
18763 0:17 USD $4.10  


SILLY GHOST JOKE - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Skeleton joke, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
206075 0:27 USD $5.15  


IMPAIRED THINKER - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3027 0:04 USD $1.30  


AL, TIPPER AND BILL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Al, Tipper and Bill, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
63149 1:34 USD $16.60  


I DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD SURRENDER ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
29014 0:08 USD $2.40  


TESTING 1... 2... 3... - (by Music And SFX)
Music And SFX Testing 1... 2... 3... (microphone check), Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
487783 0:07 USD $5.00  

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