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BARNEY BEING SHOT WITH MACHINE GUN - YEAH - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5873 0:08 USD $2.40  


YOU KNOW, SCOTLAND HAS IT'S OWN MARTIAL ARTS, IT'S - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
20784 0:04 USD $1.30  


SILLY HALLOWEEN JOKE - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post HAlloween joke, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
206076 0:19 USD $4.10  


GARGLED USA ANTHEM - (by Ian Hubball)
Ian Hubball The USA national Anthem gargled ! Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
446201 0:09 USD $1.95  


BILL CLINTON - WE NEED TO ACCELERATE .... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3648 0:05 USD $1.60  


911 WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3675 0:06 USD $2.20  


RINGIE DINGIE - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Ever see the Lily Tomlin telephone operator routine? This is one mutated version of it. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
343565 0:33 USD $3.50  


HOLD ONTO YOUR LUGNUTS... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11730 0:16 USD $3.10  


TOM SELLECK, ABSOLUTELY QUEER? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11800 0:22 USD $4.10  


VALLEY GIRL: I JUST THREW A PIN AT YOU, AND ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
33062 0:10 USD $2.30  


NOW, I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO CANCER... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
7413 0:10 USD $2.30  


MONSTER JOKE - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Monster and ghost joke, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
206067 0:27 USD $5.15  


SHIRLEY TEMPLE ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3227 0:21 USD $4.10  


PROVING AGAIN THAT SLIGHTLY UNATTRACTIVE PEOPLE .. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
15565 0:04 USD $1.30  


HMM, I KNOW ONE THING, IF I LOOK AT YOUR CHEST... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3810 0:04 USD $1.30  


BARNEY THEME...WITH GUNSHOTS AND CHEERING - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3714 0:26 USD $5.15  


OH, YEAH - (by Brenda Elthon)
Brenda Elthon Deep male voice tells you "oh, yeah." Boy, he really means it! We must have done a good job! The perfect exclamation point for way too many jokes. Radio ready audio for naughty, but good natured fun. Talking, Baudy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Talking, Baudy  
530082 0:10 USD $1.95  
Variation (shorter version) - Comedy,  
530091 0:05 USD $1.50  


BIG F____ QUEUE, I LOVE.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8187 0:05 USD $1.85  


AS I WAS SAYING.....WITH FARTING SOUNDS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3606 0:16 USD $3.10  


JOKE ABOUT DATING A GHOST - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Ghost jokes, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
206069 0:38 USD $7.25  


COSBY: ... WHAT IS IT ABOUT COCAINE THAT MAKES IT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
24382 0:23 USD $4.95  


POPCORN PISS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
4554 0:04 USD $1.30  


MALE: GREETING, Y'LL. AND WELCOME ALL YOU DANG F - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13589 0:16 USD $3.10  


I'M OUTA HERE ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
12949 0:06 USD $1.75  


BUD-WEI-SER ... SPLAT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
2830 0:09 USD $2.25  


MALE: I'M GOING TO GET ME A BIG BOY SOCKET WRENCH - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
21140 0:10 USD $2.30  


BOB HOPE AT ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARTY - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
44718 0:14 USD $3.10  


JEFF FOX: IF THE UFO HOTLINE LIMITS YOU TO ONE CA - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25237 0:08 USD $2.40  


SHIT, I HAVEN'T HAD COFFEE YET.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3829 0:04 USD $1.50  


GET ME SOME BOONES FARM...WORK ON PORES - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Guy wanting some Boones Farm wine, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
206053 0:07 USD $2.10  


MALE: I'M GOING TO THE OUTHOUSE ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
28546 0:06 USD $1.70  


DAMN, YOU DRUNK TESTS ARE HARD - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
17314 0:02 USD $1.50  


IT'S NOT THE SPEED SO MUCH ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
12682 0:07 USD $2.10  


COMEDY WITH HANK WILLIAMS - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
52610 0:30 USD $5.15  


COULD BE WORSE. HOW? COULD BE RAINING. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
7966 0:08 USD $2.40  


CONVERSATION BETWEEN MEN IN AN ELEVATOR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
24649 0:44 USD $7.25  


BART - WHADDYA WANT - BARNEY BEING SHOT, HOMER LAU - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5884 0:11 USD $2.40  


ARE YOU SHITTIN' ME WITH THIS - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Surprise female "Are You Shittin' Me with this", Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
374748 0:02 USD $7.15  


GHOST HUMOR - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Ghost jokes, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
205818 0:18 USD $4.10  


BILL COSBY SKIT ABOUT BURGER KING - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
19508 0:45 USD $7.25  


THIS IS THE AOL POLICE. YOU ARE SURROUNDED. DROP - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
23666 0:20 USD $4.10  


CREDITOR CALLING - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Suppose your cell phone was your personal servant and a creditor was calling you? What would your cell phone say? Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
336943 0:30 USD $3.75  


JEFF FOX: IF YOUR DOG AND YOUR WALLET ARE BOTH ON - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25245 0:07 USD $2.10  


THIS LINE IS FOR TICKET HOLDERS ONLY..... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
2836 1:07 USD $9.55  


911 HAS BEEN CHANGED - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
7376 0:18 USD $4.10  


BARNEY GETTING WHIPPED AND SHOT WITH HOTEL CALIFOR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5871 0:15 USD $3.10  


IS IT TRUE WHEN YOU WERE BORN THE DOCTOR TURNED AR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
26200 0:04 USD $1.30  


COMIC CUCKOO SOUND - (by Pete Bax)
Pete Bax Comic Cuckoo mocking, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
289223 0:10 USD $4.00  


TEENAGE NATIVITY - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
12438 0:14 USD $3.10  


MALE: NEXT TIME I HAVE A DAUGHTER, I HOPE IT'S A - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
17225 0:04 USD $1.30  

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