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I'M JUST NOT HAPPY....LIFE SUCKS... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8188 0:16 USD $3.10  


GOIN TO HELL... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
30663 0:03 USD $1.25  


SADDAM HUSSEIN - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13913 0:15 USD $3.10  


I'M SO PISSED AT YOU I COULD... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3534 0:05 USD $1.60  


MR. PRESIDENT, HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED WIFE SWAPP - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
24320 0:20 USD $4.10  


JEFF FOX: IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN TOO DRUNK TO FISH, - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25243 0:06 USD $1.70  


THE SEVERE BEATING OF A HIGH SCHOOL JANITOR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
10743 0:34 USD $5.55  


WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN METALLICA AND TYSON? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
15525 0:16 USD $3.10  


ARE YOU A PSYCHOPATHIC WACKO? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13385 1:05 USD $13.50  


IS IT TRUE WHEN YOU WERE BORN THE DOCTOR TURNED AR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
26200 0:04 USD $1.30  


THAT'S ALL WE NEEDED, A DRUISH PRINCESS. FUNNY, S - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8553 0:10 USD $2.30  


RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, IT IS A POSTAL WORKER - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13292 0:07 USD $2.10  


LIFE IS LIKE A MOP - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11504 0:57 USD $9.30  


SOMETIMES WHEN I GET NERVOUS, I STICK MY FINGERS U - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
26215 0:09 USD $2.25  


THE LAST TIME I SAW A MOUTH LIKE THAT, IT HAD A HO - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
20941 0:04 USD $1.30  


DAMN, YOU DRUNK TESTS ARE HARD - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
17314 0:02 USD $1.50  


TEENAGE NATIVITY - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
12438 0:14 USD $3.10  


THAT THING NEEDS MORE POWER THAT'S ALL IT NEEDS. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25583 0:02 USD $1.50  


WHEN NATURE CALLS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
17520 0:10 USD $2.30  


THE PRESIDENT IS NOT IN... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
24933 0:07 USD $2.10  


OLIVER CLOTHESOFF - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25747 0:16 USD $3.10  


MALE: JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL, BOTH WITH A - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
10733 0:10 USD $2.30  


YOU KNOW, SCOTLAND HAS IT'S OWN MARTIAL ARTS, IT'S - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
20784 0:04 USD $1.30  


MALE: HEY, HOW THE HELL ARE YOU? WELCOME TO JACK - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
10731 1:15 USD $13.50  


... PHONE CALL FOR AL, AL CHOLIC. IS THERE AN AL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
23238 0:25 USD $5.15  


MAMMARIES .... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11865 0:08 USD $2.40  


YOU EVER BEEN TALKING TO YOURSELF AND SOMEONE COME - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25931 0:15 USD $3.10  


I DON'T THINK I NEED ANY MORE COFFEE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
12587 0:02 USD $1.50  


BARNEY BEING BEATEN BY CHRISTOPHER WALKIN - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3544 0:14 USD $3.10  


HERE YOU THOUGHT I WAS ANOTHER BLONDE BUBBLEHEAD B - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
27598 0:08 USD $2.40  


I'M NOT GONNA GO COMMANDO.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
7706 0:03 USD $1.25  


WELCOME TO CASTLE ANTHRAX...WITH STORMY BACKGROUND - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5524 0:16 USD $3.10  


(BONK) GIVE ME THIS. IF IT'S BROKEN IT'S GOING R - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
29404 0:05 USD $1.60  


GEORGE CARLIN ABOUT MEN - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25514 0:10 USD $2.30  


LECHEROUS BOB SHOOTS JANE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
20650 0:08 USD $2.40  


BRITISH HUMOR: I'VE BEEN IN YOUR FAMILY - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
17099 0:06 USD $1.70  


I'M LOOKING FOR A CUTE LITTLE... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8225 0:04 USD $1.30  


IF IDA...MARRIED DON HO, SHE'D BE IDA HO. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
17423 0:05 USD $1.60  


WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
16830 0:51 USD $6.35  


MALE: NEXT TIME I HAVE A DAUGHTER, I HOPE IT'S A - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
17225 0:04 USD $1.30  


THE LONESOME KID - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11606 0:43 USD $5.55  


MALE: GREETING, Y'LL. AND WELCOME ALL YOU DANG F - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13589 0:16 USD $3.10  


JOKE ABOUT SEPERATE BEDS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Seperate bed joke, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
63176 0:49 USD $8.30  


SKINNY BAR, FAT BAR, FAT BAR ... A DOLLAR TWENTY. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
17102 0:08 USD $2.40  


SHE FALLS IN A WELL, HER EYES GET CROSSED. SHE GE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8906 0:10 USD $2.30  


AND NOW WITH THE LATEST IN WEATHER, HERE'S AL SWEE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
16853 1:09 USD $13.50  


I WANT A BOWL OF RAW RED MEAT RIGHT NOW...LIVE COW - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11979 0:09 USD $2.25  


JEFF FOX: IF SOMEONE ASKED TO SEE YOUR ID AND YOU - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25244 0:07 USD $2.10  


MALE: I'M GOING TO GET ME A BIG BOY SOCKET WRENCH - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
21140 0:10 USD $2.30  


MALE: YOU'VE GOT THE BRAIN OF A FOUR YEAR OLD BOY - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
7342 0:03 USD $1.25  


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