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MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
26249 0:13 USD $3.10  


THE LONESOME KID - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11606 0:42 USD $5.55  


AS I WAS SAYING.....WITH FARTING SOUNDS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3606 0:15 USD $3.10  


LIE DETECTOR SKIT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25395 0:27 USD $5.15  


GEORGE CARLIN ABOUT MEN - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25514 0:09 USD $2.30  


MALE: THREE BLIND MICE; SEE HOW THEY RUN. WERE T - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3369 0:06 USD $2.10  


WHY YUMYUM...IT'S BACON ! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3515 0:03 USD $1.30  


HOLD ONTO YOUR LUGNUTS... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11730 0:15 USD $3.10  


TOM SELLECK, ABSOLUTELY QUEER? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11800 0:21 USD $4.10  


MALAKAS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11854 0:32 USD $7.25  


GOIN TO HELL... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
30663 0:02 USD $1.25  


PAULY SHORE: YOU GUYS A PARTY CROWD...LIKE TO GET - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13472 0:12 USD $3.00  


MALE: ... BELCH THE ALPHABET, THEN PHD.S WOULD BE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
6735 0:04 USD $1.60  


MALE: IF THE UFO HOTLINE LIMITS YOU TO ONE CALL A - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13586 0:07 USD $2.40  


AND NOW WITH THE LATEST IN WEATHER, HERE'S AL SWEE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
16853 1:08 USD $13.50  


YOU GET BEER... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
20118 0:13 USD $3.10  


OKAY, FOLKS - SHOWS OVER. NOTHING TO SEE HERE.OH M - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
14249 0:11 USD $2.90  


ME, FAIL ENGLISH....THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5787 0:03 USD $1.30  


JULY IS NATIONAL BAKE BEAN MONTH....FARTING SOUNDS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5816 0:33 USD $7.25  


DISCUSSION ABOUT ORAL SEX - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13074 0:19 USD $4.10  


HEY MAN, THEM CHINESE, YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT T - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
6878 0:05 USD $1.70  


LITTLE BOY BLUE - HE NEEDED THE MONEY! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
6945 0:02 USD $1.25  


JUST THINK, TONIGHT WHEN THE MOON IS SNEAKING AROU - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
15136 0:14 USD $3.10  


KNOCK, KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? THE INTERRUPTING COW. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
15148 0:06 USD $2.10  


LINDA AND I BOTH FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT ANIMAL RIGHTS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
26169 1:18 USD $13.50  


LIFE IS LIKE A MOP - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11504 0:56 USD $9.30  


PROVING AGAIN THAT SLIGHTLY UNATTRACTIVE PEOPLE .. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
15565 0:03 USD $1.30  


IS IT TRUE WHEN YOU WERE BORN THE DOCTOR TURNED AR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
26200 0:03 USD $1.30  


SAM KINISON ON PEE WEE HERMAN - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13120 0:24 USD $5.15  


ALWAYS REMEMBER THESE WORDS....SCREW 'EM - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5483 0:03 USD $1.50  


SADDAM HUSSEIN - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13913 0:14 USD $3.10  


YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM BUT I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8408 0:24 USD $5.15  


ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8409 0:24 USD $5.15  


JUST PRESS THE BUTTON...DON'T... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3941 0:14 USD $3.10  


DAMN, YOU DRUNK TESTS ARE HARD - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
17314 0:01 USD $1.50  


I SAY WE GO DOWN TO THE SCUMMY SIDE OF TOWN AND GI - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25787 0:03 USD $1.30  


JEFF FOX: IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN TOO DRUNK TO FISH, - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25243 0:05 USD $1.70  


IT'S NOT THE SPEED SO MUCH ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
12682 0:06 USD $2.10  


SO, ARE YOU CHINESE OR JAPANESE? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11237 0:34 USD $5.55  


JEFF FOX: ... IF YOU SEE A SIGN THAT SAYS SAY NO - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25249 0:09 USD $2.30  


THAT'S ALL WE NEEDED, A DRUISH PRINCESS. FUNNY, S - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8553 0:09 USD $2.30  


I JUST KNOW ... PROBE MY ANUS WITH ALIEN BACKGROUN - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5528 0:02 USD $1.25  


HEY, ARE YOU PONDERING.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5550 0:02 USD $1.50  


COMEDY SKETCH ABOUT TAPING A COMMERCIAL FOR SUBSTA - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8615 2:11 USD $16.60  


BARNEY GETTING WHIPPED AND SHOT WITH HOTEL CALIFOR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5871 0:14 USD $3.10  


MALTESE FALCON SPOOF - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11498 0:22 USD $4.10  


NOW, I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO CANCER... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
7413 0:09 USD $2.30  


SKIT: TERMINATOR'S BACK, THIS TIME HE'S GAY - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8015 0:19 USD $4.10  


FEMALE: THE NUMBER YOU HAVE REACHED, 9 1 1, HAS B - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
7374 0:07 USD $2.40  


FEMALE: HELLO, OPERATOR, CAN YOU GIVE ME THAT 911 - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
7377 0:06 USD $2.10  


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